DATA by Seth Abramson

BROWN-EYED POLISH 5’8.602” MASSHOLE FLATFOOTED HAIRY SKIN-TAGGED RUSSIAN 227 POUNDS BADGER FAN DARTMOUTH ’98 BROWN-HAIRED NEAR-SIGHTED JEWISH DANIEL BOOK REVIEWER AGNOSTIC LITHUANIAN ATTORNEY DEMOCRAT GAG REFLEX BEARDED CUP-EARRED COWLICK BALDING FACIAL DEFORMITY PALE 5.6” LONG BARITONE POET BULB-NOSED CIRCUMCISED SLOPE-SHOULDERED IOWA WRITERS WORKSHOP ’09 PLATELET COUNT 328 FAT-TONGUED MEGALAPHOPIC SCHOLAR RING FINGER LONGER THAN INDEX INFLUENZA-VACCINATED NEW HAMPSHIRITE HYPOVITAMINOSIS D NON-ANGLO NON-DRINKER ABUSE VICTIM HDL 36 NERD BROTHERLESS FORNICATOR MALE CAUCASIAN KOHEN GERD DEPRESSIVE IVY LEAGUER SETH R.J. GREY JHS ’90 TWO-FINGER TYPIST DEBTOR FORMER NOTARY WISCONSIN ’10 EDITOR NEW ENGLANDER CHAIM PROFESSOR LONG LASHES NEUROPATHY SUFFERER BP 129/87 AGE 39 INNIE 5,000 FACEBOOK FRIENDS ~73 RESTING NATIONAL MERIT SCHOLAR KLOUT 59.9 HALLOWEEN BABY 1976 SCORPIO EXCESSIVE SWEATER AFOL ABD METAMODERNIST 1490 GRE SUPER-SMELLER MARRIED 4.0 GPA AVID READER HETEROSEXUAL LDL 131 AMERICAN CLASS D DRIVER HARVARD LAW ’01 AUTHOR “UNACCENTED” SOX FAN AWP MEMBER HOMEWRECKER STUDENT EX-PUBLIC DEFENDER FAKE TOOTH 17½-32/33 BLUE SUBSTANTIAL GIRTH ABRHS ’94 MUSIC COLLECTOR 204 CHOLESTOROL VERIZON RED CELL COUNT 4.80 TICKLISH HEART PALPITATIONS BLOGGER ABRAMSON GMAIL USER LIKELY HERNIATED DISC NON-SMOKER SMALL BUSINESS OWNER IQ 137 XY UNCLE LITTLE LEAGUE ALL-STAR SUBMISSIVE CONFIRMED YOUNGEST CHILD REFORM LIGHT SNORER COLUMNIST CREATIVE WRITING MFA EXPERT TRIGLYCERIDES 187 SLIDING HIATAL HERNIA DOMINANT HEPATITIS A-VACCINATED MAC USER COLD FEET CROOKED NOSE MINUTEMEN FAN 36 x 28 JEANS ACTONIAN VOTER NON-CLINICAL AGORAPHOBE MANCHESTERITE FANBOY 75 WORDS PER MINUTE LAWFUL GOOD 03101 2,810 FOLLOWERS GERMAN JURIS DOCTORATE ENGLISH MAJOR TUTOR 21B T75 MA BMI 34.83 PC USER MCCARTHY-TOWNE ’88 CHAPPED LIPS BIG GREEN FAN ACTIVIST INFP GODFATHER SUPERTASTER BEST MAN ROTO OWNER DATA SPANISH SPEAKER FORMER WEED SMOKER GENERATION X 1360 SAT AKRON POETRY PRIZE WINNER  DOG-LOVER 177 LSAT BEAR ABLE-BODIED TAXPAYER AUTOMATONOPHOBE HONDA CIVIC $66,500 BLOOD TYPE UNKNOWN GRAYING LIPP RECIPIENT PARIAH HUSBAND LIGHT-SENSITIVE LEASEE SCANDOPHILE SELF-TALKER PHOTOMORPHIC CONCORD NATIVE ENGLISH-SPEAKING POOR VISION PESCATARIAN ARACHNAPHOBE SIZE 9 XX6-X4-5X4X STEVE BLASS DISEASE VERTIGO SUFFERER SOMETIME NOSE-PICKER NHBA MEMBER TENURE-TRACK INSURED ANGLOPHILE NYCTALOPIC IN ONE EYE UNH FAN EAST COASTER PROBIOTIC USER U.S. CITIZEN 555 CANAL STREET FIREFOX USER AMAZON AUTHOR RANK 86,898 #33 MOST FAMOUS SETH IN U.S. CHEIMATOPHILE CINEPHILE SETHABRAMSON.NET GREEN ROSE PRIZE WINNER LOW-GRADE PTSD ANTI-AUTHORITARIAN HYPERBOLIC IDEALISTIC DISPIRITED SENSITIVE GENEROUS TALKATIVE IMPATIENT ANXIOUS GENTLE THOUGHTFUL EMOTIONAL CONSIDERATE SINCERE CANDID PASSIONATE HONEST NAIVE VERBOSE NOSTALGIC FRIENDLY EGOTISTICAL LAZY TRUSTING ATTENTIVE KIND SPENDTHRIFT ARTICULATE GOOD PROUD SELF-HATING COURAGEOUS IMAGINATIVE OPEN-MINDED INTROVERTED EMPATHETIC LONER

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